After 7 years she tells me, it's me not you.

PoPcOrN

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Lol I don't have the minerals, she is hot though. I soo wanted to shag her mum lol.

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HeadHunter

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Common blud, she has blatantly told all her mates about little popcorn.. I mean that is unloyal fam.

Noodz are the only equal retaliation.

I joke.. I think Silencer is gagging for noodz tho, he is young dumb and full of cum...

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In all seriousness, just remove her completely, best way none of this "friends" bullshit. I hope you've not the done the "we'll always be friends" As friends don't **** on eachother, my ex was my "friend"... for 2 weeks...

1 year later, I get email "Hi, David do you still use this email? Can you be my sons godfather? I think he'd be better off without me" (SHORT VERSION)..

Now I got a pyscho ex who I'm godfather of kid, and its like DAFUQ MAN!

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Maybe we need the Jeremey Tai show, with Prai as the co-host?


Just to confirm... The kid is definitely not yours?
 

Koriban

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This needs to be a throwback thread, 10years from now.

P.S If i'm still here reading this in 10years, suck a dick get a life for ****s sake.
 

SmavidDavid

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Hhhhhhhh. Re reading this was immense.

Can confirm, I can't find the nudes :( sorry guys lol.

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I sort of feel like she never existed... How bout home made porno? We can blur mini popcorn out.
 

Violent

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Whats with all the thread necroing lately?

Maybe we should start a new series: "LOMCN Drama: Where are they now"