This 1 for the scousers

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elohelMeight

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2 football fans come out of a pub. as they walk out a vicious dog attacks 1 of the men.
the other man, not knowing what to do, picks up a chunk of wood, throws it at the dog killing it.
just as this happens, a news reporter walks by... he says to the 2 men,
''I can see tommorows headlines. Brave chelsea fan saves friend from vicious dog''
One of the 2 men replies
''We're not chelsea fans''
The news reporter goes on to say,
''Ok. I've got it. West ham fan saves friend from vicious dog''
The other of the 2 men says,
''We're not west ham fans''
News reporter replies,
''Ok then. Who do you support?''
1 of the 2 men replies,
''Liverpool''
The following day the newspaper headline reads, 'Dirty scouser b*stard kills loving family pet''
 

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Robert

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Why does the river mersy run through liverpool?

If it walked it would get mugged.

Now thats a joke! Giggity Giggity Goo.
 
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Robert

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Blam wins nothing except the pimpest tash award, and even that was voted upon sympathy.