Lemonfish Goes Platinum !? Q&A 500

[SmavidDavid]

Can i pan fry you, and lay you onto a bed of basmati rice with some crunch vegetables?

 

[StormHero]

Can i pan fry you, and lay you onto a bed of basmati rice with some crunch vegetables?

Why torture him, just eat him raw gets it over quicker.

 

[SmavidDavid]

Why torture him, just eat him raw gets it over quicker.

I like to play with my food.

 

[sweetfa]

@Tai Why isn't there something special for the people with 15 years of LOMCN?!
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This ^^^^^^

 

[lemonfish]

Can i pan fry you, and lay you onto a bed of basmati rice with some crunch vegetables?

You would have a very hard time trying to fry a Lemonfish

Little known fact: The scales of a Lemonfish has one highest melting points only surpassed by Tantalum Hafnium, Graphite and Diamond.

This combined with superior intelligence and a sour. almost Lemon like taste explains why the Lemonfish
is on the top of the food chains. even surpassing humans.

Now how does a Lemonfish hunt.. well... the death gaze... simply put if you look into the eye of a Lemonfish you will DIE within 150 years..
Myth has it, even looking at a Picture of a Lemonfish, death is imminent, So WHATEVER you do AVOID eye contact..

And yes... the photographer of this photo is no longer with us, sadly..

 

[SmavidDavid]

You would have a very hard time trying to fry a Lemonfish

Little known fact: The scales of a Lemonfish has one highest melting points only surpassed by Tantalum Hafnium, Graphite and Diamond.

This combined with superior intelligence and a sour. almost Lemon like taste explains why the Lemonfish
is on the top of the food chains. even surpassing humans.

Now how does a Lemonfish hunt.. well... the death gaze... simply put if you look into the eye of a Lemonfish you will DIE within 150 years..
Myth has it, even looking at a Picture of a Lemonfish, death is imminent, So WHATEVER you do AVOID eye contact..

And yes... the photographer of this photo is no longer with us, sadly..

Are you a virgin?

 

[Tai]

Are you a virgin?

Why, are you looking for friends?


Tbh I'd take his virginity right now.

 

[SmavidDavid]

Why, are you looking for friends?


Tbh I'd take his virginity right now.

Well i wasn't going to be so forward but i mean yea, we could sort out a little pact.

 

[lemonfish]

Are you a virgin?

Why are you planning a sacrifice ?

 

[Hercules]

Could we make this a 4 way thing?

Il meet u at the cross roads cross roads, see me at the crossroads.

 

[lemonfish]

Can we take this a little bit more serious ?

a quick fact about the Lemonfish

It actually doesnt swim in the water... since the scales of the Lemonfish are so hard the fish cant actually move at all..

So the only logical explanation is that the Lemonfish uses some kind of telekinesis to propel itself through the water..
and it is the only known fish to do this.

 

[SmavidDavid]

Can we take this a little bit more serious ?

a quick fact about the Lemonfish

It actually doesnt swim in the water... since the scales of the Lemonfish are so hard the fish cant actually move at all..

So the only logical explanation is that the Lemonfish uses some kind of telekinesis to propel itself through the water..
and it is the only known fish to do this.

How much would a lemon fish cost to purchase in the local Maidenhead Aquatics?

 

[Hercules]

I’d imagine none are in captivity

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Does this have any interest to u @lemonfish

 

[lemonfish]

I’d imagine none are in captivity

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Does this have any interest to u @lemonfish

Erm... thats a hefish...
I ain't go gayfish

 

[Hercules]

My mistake

 

[Fusion]

Friends of yours? who has been fighting?

 

[SmavidDavid]

BUBBLES?

 

[WhyJewBanMe]

Why the long face bubbles? =(

 

[NightScare]

****...this forum has gone downhill.

 

[Violent]

****...this forum has gone downhill.

It only goes downhill when you comment on it.