Lemonfish Goes Platinum !? Q&A 500

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lemonfish

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Friends of yours? who has been fighting?
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Friends.....?

No.... Let me try to explain it so even a monkey can understand it..

Try and follow me here... Now imagine you get teleported 4 Billion years back in time...
Now there you stand.... In the Primordial ooze, YOU are now surrounded by Amoebas... YOU have surpassed everything living by BILLIONS of years of evolution....

Who is then your friends
??


No... you silly ape... a Lemonfish doesn't have "friends" ...

Transcendence, and such things become trivial.
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Rip in peace
 

Piff1

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Now this is a tune


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How can you listen to a repetitive beat like that if your not on MDMA or over the age of 20? It's literally the same drum and snare all the way through, Trash taste in music i expected better. Sort of **** my brother and his friends would listen to pilled up in his room in the late 90s lol.
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Thats right.

Any other questions people ?

This is Boobles, bubbles retarded little brother. Can he be in the lemon crew?
 

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Tai

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Lool I was kinda joking man didn't the finding Nemo (or whatever it was) sample give it away?

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lemonfish

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How can you listen to a repetitive beat like that if your not on MDMA or over the age of 20? It's literally the same drum and snare all the way through, Trash taste in music i expected better. Sort of **** my brother and his friends would listen to pilled up in his room in the late 90s lol.
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This is Boobles, bubbles retarded little brother. Can he be in the lemon crew?

Hard to believe that Boobles has some of the Lemonfish Gene.

But yes.... he can be part of the Lemon Crew IF He can pass the TEST
 

lemonfish

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I missed ur yellow skin, where the devil have u been

Working 12 hour shifts 6 days a week, will continue till after new year i think.. so you will only see me on sundays 🤑

Jokes aside


I found my new years resolution
and that will bring new things are on the agenda...

COMPLETE AND TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION

1) the Lemon Crew will make series of breathing apparatus using kelp, it will allow us to trap certain amounts of oxygen, its not gonna be days at a time... but an hour, maybe an hour 45, NO problem it will allow us to take over the coastal regions around the pacific and establish inland aquarium tanks and from there we can launch an offensive further inland.
(for those who have watched "The other guys" will know what im talking about

2) Alliances will now be taken into consideration, we got our scope on Zimbabwe currently, rumor has it, you can get 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars for 1

3) ?????

4) profit

5) With all the money in the world Zimbabwe and The Lemon crew, will now make the greatest air force the world has ever seen.

Here is a little clip of what the Air force will look like (with a few tweaks here and there)

 
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Whenever I see a post from @lemonfish it makes me crave cod and chips, I can’t help but think this is some marketing stunt from cptn Birdseye.
 

lemonfish

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We are really attracting all the crazies of late eh

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Can we please stick to the topic people.... this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, to ask The Lemonfish any question you want answered in your life...

I only speak the truth and nothing but the truth and that is truly the truth
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god damit i didnt want that merged..
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Ayyyyyyy we made it to 1k views can we make 1 million ?
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How to delete a thread ?
 

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