When she mugs you off.

[PoPcOrN]

Welcome back to episode 2.

When you lend your Mrs £200 and doesn't pay it back for 5 months and still hasn't.
When you get her a phone contract in my name.
When she maxes out her phone bill to £350 using premium services And I have to pay it.
When she maxes it out again to 300 and I'm the one paying it again.
When it will cost £300 To cancel the contract early.
When she owes you over £1,000.
When you finish with her and tell her you don't want a ******* penny.
When you think if turning gay is the answer.

Stay single people.

 

[jaffar99]

Yeahhhh I mean you didn't really help yourself in those situations tbh bud xD

Like did you not think after a couple of times that things didn't seem right?

 

[Martyn]

Setup a cap on the account?

 

[PoPcOrN]

Setup a cap on the account?

They wouldn't let me claiming that my contract didn't have that option as that policy to do so was after after I tuck the contract out. I tried a few times but this time they have done it.

 

[Martyn]

Good! At least that’s progress

 

[Alecs]

Get an old rich lady and do the same to her. Leave her once you have all your money back.

 

[Hercules]

£1000 for over 5 months of companionship and possibly upto 5 shags a week, coming in at a 100 shags costing a tenner a go? I’d say you had ya self a bargain son

Now your left with possibly £100-£200 for 1 night on the razz with a 25% chance of pulling a shag, and even then if it results in a shag it’s probably gonna cost you another £100 for a cheeky Nando’s and cinema before she opens the gates....coming in at 1 shag every 4 ventures costing about £500+ a go?

By the sounds of it the contract has expired....EE are doing good deals atm, pop yaself down there and grab her a new one and reel them £10 shags back in

 

[Tai]

£1000 for over 5 months of companionship and possibly upto 5 shags a week, coming in at a 100 shags costing a tenner a go? I’d say you had ya self a bargain son

Now your left with possibly £100-£200 for 1 night on the razz with a 25% chance of pulling a shag, and even then if it results in a shag it’s probably gonna cost you another £100 for a cheeky Nando’s and cinema before she opens the gates....coming in at 1 shag every 4 ventures costing about £500+ a go?

By the sounds of it the contract has expired....EE are doing good deals atm, pop yaself down there and grab her a new one and reel them £10 shags back in

Lmao

Popcorn she did mug u off but you're also just a mug dude wtf

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[Slaughterhouse]

how about not be a cuck in the first place and put the pussy on a pedal stool

 

[PoPcOrN]

I mean, we were good friends like 18 years ago getting pissed on the streets and in fields. that meant something and money shouldn't come inbetween but in the end it had to

 

[KingCobra92]

5 shags a week **** me son gimme your mrs number

 

[Hercules]

No need you can find her online at 5shagsaweek.orgi

 

[WhyJewBanMe]

Shes on well more than 5 atm =0

Hope we helped

 

[StormHero]

she owes me a tenner back too.

 

[WhyJewBanMe]

Lol at thinking she accepts notes

 

[Prai]

When you lend your Mrs £200 and doesn't pay it back for 5 months and still hasn't. Straight on Judge Rinder
When you get her a phone contract in my name. Life Lesson
When she maxes out her phone bill to £350 using premium services And I have to pay it. Cancel the contract and cut your losses.
When she maxes it out again to 300 and I'm the one paying it again. Why didn't you cancel the contract?
When it will cost £300 To cancel the contract early. Better than paying Three Fiddy per month.
When she owes you over £1,000. Again, straight on Judge Rinder.
When you finish with her and tell her you don't want a ******* penny. Did you cancel the contract though?
When you think if turning gay is the answer. I wouldn't recommend it.

Stay single people. Word.