- Jul 4, 2003
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Taken from the script of Modern Toss, Tuesdays Channel 4 at 11PM (after lost)
Scene: A Citizens advice Bureau.
Hello, im havin a dispute with my neighbour, he says im an Arsehole, but i say he is. His wife is backing him and and they consulting a lawyer. They say if i dont go along with what they're saying, they'll force it upon me with costs, where do i stand legally?
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Hi, i was delivering a vanload to goods to a warehouse, but i stole all the boxes and said i was hijacked, when i got back to the depot i was ****ing arrested. What are my legal options?
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Hi i think i might have invented something.
Ok what is it?
im not ****ing telling you, what do you think i am? Stupid?
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Scene: A Citizens advice Bureau.
Hello, im havin a dispute with my neighbour, he says im an Arsehole, but i say he is. His wife is backing him and and they consulting a lawyer. They say if i dont go along with what they're saying, they'll force it upon me with costs, where do i stand legally?
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Hi, i was delivering a vanload to goods to a warehouse, but i stole all the boxes and said i was hijacked, when i got back to the depot i was ****ing arrested. What are my legal options?
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Hi i think i might have invented something.
Ok what is it?
im not ****ing telling you, what do you think i am? Stupid?
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