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Im better than you
You lose
These lyrics are better than all yours put together
stop trying
you are not as good as i am
 

elohelMeight

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they didnt even rhyme...

chestnut's owned opeth's tbh

now let me smack :)

everybdoy now introducing,
puff the magic dragon with the blue slims,
skin turns white green and hes pucking,
puffs balemic and believe me hes too dim,
puff the dragon smoke 2 much cannabis,
f*ck the lord he smokes draw hes an anachist,
hes get lean to the state of haralcist
 
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Opeth

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You dont even have lyrics

Better luck next year, loser.
 

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watch out
here im coming
yous gonna get beef
and noone wants beef
from me cos
beef from me is like
having beef thrown at you
from a distance by a scotsman
except that im actually right infront of you
giving you beef that you cant handle
because beef causes a scandle
what are you steppin to
yo watch
 

Dano

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BEEF that a real song or that just somet random u made up in ur head?
 

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Yes
steak and mushroom pie
juicy beef marinated in red wine
with thick pastry lid
served with your choice of potatoes
 

elohelMeight

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theres summit new im on the scene,
get me hyped and ill turn green,
ill beat ya til ya black and blue,
you aint got the 1st clue how to slew.

yoooo (lol)

you must bun crack if you think im tested,
ya dads done time for rape and malestering,
i wont stop slewing until your resting,
you think your top but im the best ting,

yoooo yoooo (lol)

you think your sick but blud im better,
it aint my fault that i got ya gal wetter,
you think your a pimp in ya nans knitted sweater,
want me to stop? ma lyrics only get better.

or, i could also just say,
in the words of simon cowell : NEXT



@dano : beef is a song by notorious b.i.g on biggie duets album
 

Opeth

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Loved1 said:
theres summit new im on the scene,
get me hyped and ill turn green,
ill beat ya til ya black and blue,
you aint got the 1st clue how to slew.

yoooo (lol)

you must bun crack if you think im tested,
ya dads done time for rape and malestering,
i wont stop slewing until your resting,
you think your top but im the best ting,

yoooo yoooo (lol)

you think your sick but blud im better,
it aint my fault that i got ya gal wetter,
you think your a pimp in ya nans knitted sweater,
want me to stop? ma lyrics only get better.

or, i could also just say,
in the words of simon cowell : NEXT

This is the kind of sh‪it you listen to? Its just hurling abuse and using what ever rhymes come to hand

Why would anyone want to listen to that crap?

And when i say "listen" I really mean "get yelled at by". Its a form of masochism.
 

elohelMeight

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if you have a lyrics batlle you dont sit there and say summit like

''you're really cool,
compared to you im a fool''

do ya now?
 

Opeth

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Why have a lyric battle to begin with? Cant you morons go 2 minutes without a some kind of fight?
 

elohelMeight

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your lyrics???

a pizza hut
a pizza hut
kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut
mcdonalds
mcdonals
kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut

I WIN

@opeth : says the 1 who starts 'cussing' a man who he has never seen / heard. tbh, if boredom strikes, you do summit to pass the time, i like music, i write lyrics, ill have a lyrics batlle, kills time
 

Opeth

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Or why not battle for the title of best lyricist instead of this endless stream of violent bullsh‪it you call "music"