Hai Tai, you alriiiiii?
Hi Craig you little maige (hilarious)
On topic though, a mate of mine is obsessed with conspiracy theory's to the point in getting the eyes of providence tattooed on him....
I could say Cadburys have dropped their dairy milk line and without fail he'll find a "conspiracy" in it.
Bores the **** out of me if I'm honest, conspiracy or not, having the knowledge isn't gonna make me give any more ****s than I already unwillingly give.