Mir 2014 Census :D

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DavidShaw

LOMCN Veteran
Veteran
Nov 3, 2007
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This questionnaire is doing the rounds in me WhatsApp group, I added the first question to it:

What age did you start playing Mir? >15ish
Age Now? >29
Sex? >M
Country? >Ennnngland
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >girlfriend
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight
Sexual Partners? >more than 20, less than 40
Drug Use? >Everything except C & H
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >working in warehouse
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >24000
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >be the first black British guy in space. &never be this bored at work again lol.

I'll go first, maybe I'll be the one going last too, people don't tend to be very comfortable online anymore.
 

Sanjian

Just a Mir2 Fan
VIP
Apr 28, 2011
3,957
5
2,074
390
East Sussex
What age did you start playing Mir? >17
Age Now? >34
Sex? >M
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >Girlfriend... just about
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >Straight
Sexual Partners? >More than 20
Drug Use? >Not Since Collage and only smoked dope
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Full Time Dad
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >20k
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >Be a good dad and hope one day my son will be proud

Thats about as honest as it gets
 

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tsniffer
Staff member
Developer
May 19, 2003
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2,811
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Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >

really? I know i'm not up with the young kids these days, but it was news to me that virgin was a sexual orientation.
 

Tai

HEAD CAPTAIN
Staff member
Administrator
May 11, 2003
14,347
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2,727
515
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This questionnaire is doing the rounds in me WhatsApp group, I added the first question to it:

What age did you start playing Mir? >15ish
Age Now? >29
Sex? >M
Country? >Ennnngland
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >girlfriend
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight
Sexual Partners? >more than 20, less than 40
Drug Use? >Everything except C & H
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >working in warehouse
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >24000
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >be the first black British guy in space. &never be this bored at work again lol.

I'll go first, maybe I'll be the one going last too, people don't tend to be very comfortable online anymore.

You earn at least £24k after tax working in a warehouse?

I'm off to get my forklift license.
 

DevilsKnight

I
VIP
Aug 1, 2004
1,613
46
195
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >

really? I know i'm not up with the young kids these days, but it was news to me that virgin was a sexual orientation.

Thats because you was expecting to see necrophiliac on the list. :RpS_tongue:
 

TheDayIDie

Banned
Banned
Dedicated Member
Jul 29, 2011
4,071
97
135
UK
With the maturity of how most of the Mir community act I predict that the majority are about 12.
Don't mock, we was all stupid and immature at some point in our life :p

I'll go first, maybe I'll be the one going last too, people don't tend to be very comfortable online anymore.
It's all shits a giggles, who takes online stuff seriously? :p

What age did you start playing Mir? >8ish
Age Now? >18
Sex? >M
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? > Single Pringle ;)
Straight/Gay/Bi? > Straight
Sexual Partners? > 0
Drug Use? > None
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? > Just finished college & starting on uni next
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? > n/a
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? > Just live life and be happy. No regrets! :)

Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >Be a good dad and hope one day my son will be proud

Thats deep :O I'm sure your son is proud, haha I'm always arguing with my dad and mum but i'm proud of what they do and who they are. Even though I'm from a working class family and don't get many holiday's or fancy things I'm still happy to be who I am with the family I have.
 
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JoeDunn

LOMCN Veteran
Veteran
Jun 16, 2009
1,045
124
149
What age did you start playing Mir? >14
Age Now? >24 tomorrow woooo
Sex? >M
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >girlfriend
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight
Sexual Partners? >6
Drug Use? >green mainly. Tried coke and bubble
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Joinery/wood machinist
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >18500
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? > UEFA A coaching badge long way to go yet tho just got my level 3
 

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tsniffer
Staff member
Developer
May 19, 2003
20,212
30
2,811
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You earn at least £24k after tax working in a warehouse?

I'm off to get my forklift license.

That's 24 AFTER tax. He's apparently got the best warehouse job in the world as it pays him upwards of 30k
 

daneo1989

I am Ancient.
Staff member
Super Moderator
Dec 5, 2005
5,964
1
224
280
UK
What age did you start playing Mir? >17
Age Now? >34
Sex? >M
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >Girlfriend... just about
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >Straight
Sexual Partners? >More than 20
Drug Use? >Not Since Collage and only smoked dope
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Full Time Dad
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >20k
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >Be a good dad and hope one day my son will be proud

Thats about as honest as it gets

HMMM 20k for living off the state...

What age did you start playing Mir? >12
Age Now? >25
Sex? >M
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >Single
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >Straight
Sexual Partners? >2 hands 8 fingers and 2 thumbs "they don't lie, they don't cheat, and they don't cost **** all."
Drug Use? > None other then Coffee,Booze and Medication when needed.
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Security
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >18k
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? > Live life to the fullest
 

NoLife999

If God Only Knew!
Golden Oldie
Mar 8, 2004
923
1
96
185
leeds
What age did you start playing Mir? >think around 12
Age Now? >25
Sex? >M
Country? >England(leeds)
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >girlfriend
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight
Sexual Partners? >more then 20
Drug Use? >Skunk Quit now over one year tho
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? Working on building sites
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? 20k
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >make/finish a server and not give up or hope my pc dont die half way thro...
 

Violent

Drinker Of Tea
Golden Oldie
Oct 7, 2008
1,071
201
170
Sheffield, UK
HMMM 20k for living off the state...

They get more than that let me tell you. Don't forget they get the rent paid(Around £800 p/m), free NHS prescriptions, free dental, council tax payed (Around £100 p/m). And you wonder why tax payers get pissed off? Also I wouldn't call benefits a wage. A wage is earned by selling you time and skills. Benefits are not.

Rant over :p
 

SmavidDavid

Playing Legend of Mir 5
Legendary
Jun 13, 2006
4,129
526
310
Worthing, West Sussex
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >

really? I know i'm not up with the young kids these days, but it was news to me that virgin was a sexual orientation.

The list of 'orientations' is a joke.


What age did you start playing Mir? 11/12
Age Now? >22
Sex? >M
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? > Girlfriend
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? > Straight
Sexual Partners? > Don't want to show off.
Drug Use? > Paracetamol, ibuprofen, calpol.
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? > Working as Electrical CAD Opeteror / Designer
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >25k
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? > design my own house in middle of nowhere & grand design it! bosh.
 

DavidShaw

LOMCN Veteran
Veteran
Nov 3, 2007
377
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You earn at least £24k after tax working in a warehouse?

I'm off to get my forklift license.

Did you know the starting Salary at Transport For London is 29,000 for a Customer Service Assistant.
Yes, those guys you see on the platform are earning 29k a year. The ones working after 6pm are earning 36,250.
If you can speak 2 languages or are very well spoken(its a telephone interview), there is a high chance that I can get you a job in the next recruitment drive, send me your CV and I will refer you. I have already referred 2 people in last years one, both successfully.

Warehouse operative for TFL starts at 32,000 for dayshift and mixed shift pays 40,000
You don't even need GCSEs, they provide the forklift training.
All staff get free travel in london and 75% off national rail and Union protection.

Ontopic: I think this has been the most positive thread I've ever created. Even if a few 'Negative Nancy's' want to derail all our good vibrations.
Mir is a role playing Game, if you hate eachother outside of the game in a community as small as ours, then you have serious issues, lol.
People used to PK eachother for items, then meet at Mirstock and have a beer together man.
 

Toddwhite

More like Retodd
Golden Oldie
Jul 28, 2006
1,589
7
144
What age did you start playing Mir? >9ish
Age Now? >21
Sex? >M/F
Country? >England
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >Crack*****
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >Transgender
Sexual Partners? >Too many, need that next fix man.
Drug Use? >Heroin, Crack Cocain, PCP, Desomorphine...
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Working the Streets
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >Hell knows, dolla comes, dolla goes.
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)? >Chasing that next fix.
 
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Jamie

LOMCN Developer
Developer
Mar 29, 2003
4,797
299
370
United Kingdom
What age did you start playing Mir? >Unsure, Was Euro Open Beta (Back before Phoenix was made)
Age Now? >27
Sex? >M
Country? >Ennnngland
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >Single
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight
Sexual Partners? >0
Drug Use? >Never done drugs, never smoked.
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Work from Home.
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >125,000 Expected.
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)?Find a girlfriend.
 

jaffar91

Dedicated Member
Dedicated Member
Apr 10, 2011
1,335
25
134
What age did you start playing Mir? >Unsure, Was Euro Open Beta (Back before Phoenix was made)
Age Now? >27
Sex? >M
Country? >Ennnngland
Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >Single
Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight
Sexual Partners? >0
Drug Use? >Never done drugs, never smoked.
Employment Status/ Benefits/Studying? >Work from Home.
Minimum acceptable annual wage(after tax)? >125,000 Expected.
Dreams & Aspirations? (no more than 20 words)?Find a girlfriend.
125k with no leeches? Well done xD