Online Dating

[Violent]

she got a DV?

All tucked in and ****,

I still would...

 

[SmavidDavid]

my birds gash is great and we've got a child... so *** da lot of ya

btw i found my bitch on bebo

I will post this through your letter box.. your house is on my way home from work!

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my birds gash is great and we've got a child... so *** da lot of ya

btw i found my bitch on bebo

I will post this through your letter box.. your house is on my way home from work!

 

[Breezer]

Dude pop round seriously, just don't mention this **** obviously or il tear you manhood off

il pm you the addy

 

[Robert]

Smavid, your such a lier - you know shes an absolute babe.

So is your GF tbh...I would smash her to bits.

 

[SmavidDavid]

Smavid, your such a lier - you know shes an absolute babe.

So is your GF tbh...I would smash her to bits.

Phaha! Yea ok i lie she's a babe, and ta that is my job:P

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Smavid, your such a lier - you know shes an absolute babe.

So is your GF tbh...I would smash her to bits.

Phaha! Yea ok i lie she's a babe, and ta that is my job:P

 

[Hazuki]

When's the wedding?

 

[Jacko]

When's the wedding?

That's some nice conclusion you've got over there

 

[^G0trex]

Sounds like breezer is trying to groom smavid tbh

 

[mStation]

this is probably one of the best threads ever made on lomcn!

can we elect a thread of the decade please?

 

[SmavidDavid]

When's the wedding?

Update: they have introduced the dog into the relationship. Now its borderline official... Gort ill get u a photo soon x

 

[mStation]

photo of the dog?

 

[Skyline]

Has Robert been kidnapped by this crazy girl from the internet yet?

 

[SmavidDavid]

Has Robert been kidnapped by this crazy girl from the internet yet?

I think he is alive i saw some bromance moments on his page... She could be leading upto it why would a girl as hot as her be on match.com is question 1, question 2... Why hell she pick robert

 

[Robert]

You are such a bunch of coconuts.

I'm alive and she definitely exists!!!

I agree though not sure why she picked me!

 

[mythikValentine]

Plenty of fish is full of crazy psychos, match.com is just a money pit and eHarmonie is full of 40+ business women. I met my current GF on fetlife lol

 

[Biohazard]

Man Code: Don't put your dick in crazy.

 

[SmavidDavid]

Shes got him having tan & nail sessions now... I fear all is lost. Will upload photos of the (apparent frape...) later when i have removed his name!

 

[Robert]

Smavid...I have a video of your GF twerking...we don't need to get into these kinda games :P

She is still amazing though...amazing.

 

[SmavidDavid]

Haha! Post the twerking if needed... It's my trophy your showing off! I shall refrain for now posting the images.

 

[Breezer]

I was coming to terms on actually meeting you smavid (since we've rival'd on the map section for years lol), however... and how can i say this nicely....

I'm scared?