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  1. Mir 2014 Census :D

    This questionnaire is doing the rounds in me WhatsApp group, I added the first question to it: What age did you start playing Mir? >15ish Age Now? >29 Sex? >M Country? >Ennnngland Married/GirlOrBoyfriend/Single? >girlfriend Straight/Gay/Bi/Virgin? >straight Sexual Partners? >more than 20, less...
  2. Why is LOMCN stance on stolen chonicles files to Censor?

    Lets think rationally for just one second. You have a website, founded on the theft of the 1.4 files from a Company that actually paid for them. Now this website earns traffic from predominantly Chronicles users I'd imagine. And when the chronicles files are stolen they are going to censor the...
  3. PS4 CoD Ghosts. SMGs only. Assault Rifles are for campers.

    PS4 Tag: JewKneeOre Conditions: Groundwar public only. SMGs only. Assault rifles are slow moving and have no recoil, they are the camper weapon. Only allowed to stop running to capture flag. Even shooting and reloading you should be moving towards enemy flag or you're a camper. Absolutely zero...
  4. Buying Files...

    I am willing to "crowdfund", "pay the bribe" , "whatever", my £2000 tax rebate for the ACEM2 files in whatever it is their current state is, to be made publicly available to all. I'll pay for EVERYONE to have them. If anyone else wants to chip in and end this madness, I think about £5000 is an...
  5. So with the team disbanded? wheres the files? Please dont make me right. PLEASE.

    The "team" told us all we were TESTERS , they said the files would be made publicly available once completed. People put months of their time into playing this helping you find bugs. Members of Your forum. People who trust you...
  6. lol, really, 2 years later still nobody has learnt?

    The law of diminishing returns... Still no server maker has implemented it... Either you Cap levelling and upgrading. Or server implodes when the geeks kill all the newbies. Or you have the law of diminishing returns. Why after so many years do the private server creators still not respect...
  7. Maximum Mongen client load?

    What is the maximum amount of monsters a client machine can render before slowdown (visual lagging) occurs??? 1000? 10000? 100000? 1000000? And is it based on the total monsters on the Map? Or on the perceived monsters in range that actually move? If its based on perception of movement then...
  8. New server Maybe, perhaps the best server ever possible...? Questions for client side

    Hey Guys, Since I got me good job and am no longer a Mir-Man ( :p lol ), I always come back to Mir when i finish a PC, to have a play and stare at how far Graphics have come in regards to FPS. The Machine currently in progress is a 3Ghz 48-Core 64Gb Ram AMD Opteron running Windows Server...
  9. Mir? Deceased yet? lol

    I been wondering what direction mir can take to survive then i realised today when logging on my 3240 x 1920 resolution PC running "Metro 2033" @ 30fps @ a cost of about £4000 i realised exactly why its dead, lol. 2D Hack n slash cant survive anymore, not when a £100 PC will absolutely rape...
  10. Time to give up on Mir Private servers?

    Private servers of official F2P Games always fail. Infact it has a history of being unsuccessful :p . Now the private server scene is dead and official mir is F2P with the option of purchased botting for those that want to geek it .. Cant see any incentive for private server anymore o.O ...
  11. Are the Mir3 Files still broken?

    I always remember mir3 had about a 1/2 a second delay on all ingame dmg calculations, which crippled PvP. Is this still a problem? Note: this was never a problem in official version.
  12. Hmmm... anyone know?..

    How to multiply inside a script 2 numbers? example : #SAY " [2*2] " ( npc would say 4 ) There was a script on these forums before that had this :S .. anyone remember? :p or can find in archives? lol
  13. Do scripts globally affect offline players? CAN They?

    Is it possible to run a script while Players are online & offline that will also affect the oflfine players if you get me? Im trying to send someone gold while theyre offline :p thats the objective :p to be able to send gift to someone who is offline :p to make it easy lets use Gold as an...
  14. Global Variables .. 1 last question.

    Is it possible to find out the maximum number of times something has happened. Or the HIGHEST amount of times? Lets say ive pked 600 times but someone else has pked 800 times I know how to use... SaveVar / LoadVar etc to record these figures ... but how do I compare these figures so...
  15. They need to Ditch Mir3, lol ...

    Mir3 is great and all... But the lifespan of the previous 2 mir3 servers was abysmal, I dont think the server will do well, which will just reduce faith in the staff and company. They should focus on Mir2, which lasted 8 Years with crappy staff. As opposed to the Mir3 server which has...
  16. Big things in the works :P , but...

    Am wondering which fileset is most likely to be "fixed" or would (in theory) be the easiest to fix? DM2 (Close to Korean Official) Philli Source (That doesnt save) or Unleashed(ETA 2 Years? :P ) Got some new ideas and some already working ones :P thinking of slinging a server together based...
  17. Mir , without the grinding????

    Today in my boredom at the lack of workload at work ... Ive been thinking ... What about a Mir with a strict easily attained 1-week level cap, based entirely on item hunting to increase strength. Anyone who has played a game like Guildwars for example will understand. The focus being...
  18. Massive Update planned for OldSkool , ETA - 1 Month

    Someone told me HighRate was crap ... that got me thinking ... what about HighRate AND LowRate combined :P ... Wait ... WTF!? ... Yes the next major update for OldSkool ... Will be a TimeTeleport NPC .. that allows you to teleport to an entirely new Land in mir .... One where the servers...
  19. DM2 Help needed

    How do i get the server to shout globally at a set time every day??? for example if i wanted it to Say "Tuma is the king" every Monday at 6pm .. how would I go about doing that??? its racking my brain trying to get this easy thing working :/ any help is much appreciated :D thanks.
  20. DM2+ Old GuildWar System

    I think its safe to say EVERYONE hates the "new" Guildwar system ... which guild leader in their right mind is gunna remove all his/her SafeZones? lol ... However I have played some servers where they managed to get the old GuildWar system up and running ... Any idea how I can do this? I...