Create a song!

jamis

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Ok , my history homework was to make a fking Jack the Ripper song and im out dry.

I would like you peeps to help me, and not to be 2 rude....

You can take an existing song and change it - eg eminem - just lose it

Come here prostitutes
On my lap because Jack
Just bought a new axe

Etc ><

ty for any help i guess.
 

Rebel

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jamis said:
Ok , my history homework was to make a fking Jack the Ripper song and im out dry.

I would like you peeps to help me, and not to be 2 rude....

You can take an existing song and change it - eg eminem - just lose it

Come here prostitutes
On my lap because Jack
Just bought a new axe

Etc ><

ty for any help i guess.

Do you ever do your homework without asking on LOMCN? :wtf:



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anto

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Hush little jacky don't you cry everythings gonna be allright sharpen that knife up little killer i told you hell is here to hold ya when you die. and I know you like to kill and you like to knife we fear for our ****ing lifes it may be a lil crazy jack the ripper but i promise you're gonna kill again.
:O mocking bird style tbh.
 
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Rebel

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LOL, I remember when GN did something like this but Mir related :P. Carlito tbh. Anyways what I said before, and I'll give it a go when I get home :P.



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wtf-this-time

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This ones going out to Jack teh Ripper,
He raped a girl and made a nipper,
now we have mini jack the ripper,
rippers tripper, lets call him snipper.

We have little jacky snipper, who had a mum,
called tralipa, she was spanish, but she looked
like a jew, no wonder jack killed girls for shoes.
Often people would say to jack, jack mate
your a hell of a sack, jacks only decent reply
was stfu or ill cut open ur pie..

Im starting to think that if this is handed in,
you'll get a ripper on the chin, if your teacher
has to ask, why this is such a farse..all you need
to say is jack prawned em in night not day..

If she says but what about young jack, say
that his mum deemed he was a sack, and in
the midst of night gave him a hella fright..
no she didnt bite his ear, she put a truffle between
her sweet dear!

yes, this is sounding vulgre, jacks boning birds and
his wifes smelly burger, however, one thing
must now be said, jack must get some good head.
if the birds werent up for anal he could say amg lets
train ya! he'd tie em up, smack em on the head pump them
rotten and maybe leave them dead.

now im gettin rather bored,
im thinking i might go get a score,
however even when i do..

remember little jackys watching you.






Kane.
 

Vannaroth

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You’re in for surprise
You’re in for a shock
In london town streets
When there’s darkness and fog
When you least expect me
And you turn your back
I’ll attack

I smile when I’m sneaking
Through shadows by the wall
I laugh when I’m creeping
But you won’t hear me at all

All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the ripper

You’ll soon shake with fear
Never knowing if I’m near
I’m sly and I’m shameless
Nocturnal and nameless
Except for the ripper
Or if you like jack the knife

Any back alley street
Is where we’ll probably meet
Underneath a gas lamp
Where the air’s cold and damp
I’m a nasty surprise
I’m a devil in disguise
I’m a footstep at night
I’m a scream of the fright

All hear my warning
Never turn your back
On the ripper...the ripper....the ripper

Judas Priest - The Ripper
 

FUTURA

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Sorry Van :P, That guy should stick to skating then, that poem sucks majorly.
 

FUTURA

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Fine forget it, I havent heard it therefore cant comment on it. Stupid Judas Priest goon biatch.
 

Vannaroth

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wtf-this-time said:
lmao, van do u even have any idea how much mine > ur's?

dude, read the whole thread :P.

And i've also done the Jack the Ripper course in history and that song includes nearly everything you need to impress the examiners :P
 

jamis

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1 - it aint for examinators.
2 - im not looking for copied stuff.

the 1st 2 are good.

last one is the best imo but copied so its useless.
 

Vannaroth

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Come on, you're in year 11 right? GCSEs in 5 or so weeks and you're worrying about homework?

Just write some **** like ''omg im jack the ripper come here, lol chicken dipper, i will ill you so make something moo like a cow.''

Noone is gonna care.

Or are you in year 10?
 

jamis

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Vannaroth said:
Come on, you're in year 11 right? GCSEs in 5 or so weeks and you're worrying about homework?

Just write some **** like ''omg im jack the ripper come here, lol chicken dipper, i will ill you so make something moo like a cow.''

Noone is gonna care.

Or are you in year 10?

year 10 , if i was in year 11 i dought it they would give u homework.well my teacher are "sound" or "safe"
 

gino

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lol ur asked to make up a song about a demented docter who murdered prostatutes(sp) sommit aint right there in my opinion