Deathclock

[TxGraphicz]

I dunno if it's been posted but ohwell If it has I'm bringing it back.

www.deathclock.com

[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana]Thursday, April 3, 2081

[/FONT]Is when I'm meant to die... which would make me 1month and 12 days off hitting the big 90 : (

Tx

 

[Atomicide]

That things a pack of ****, even if it is just for fun. Despite changing all the settings im always going to die on the 4th of March. They could at least have added a few more options to it.

 

[TxGraphicz]

=(, lol yeah I know for some reason me and my friend no matter what will die in april ; o. I'm bored so the deathclock is fun!

Anyway with a story, had a supply teacher at school today who believes in reincarnation, I mean we thought she was weird... well apparently she's had many past lives and when we asked her to speak about it she was like oh no it's bad to talk about your past lives I can't do that. AND to top that apprently she died for 3minutes or whatever, which I guess is true but then she said she could see her body ( oh yes she was in spirit form ) and she could see a tunnel of light in the air. I mean Jeeeeez I had to give her a funny look... Got to miss R.E though ^.^ half a gcse? *sigh*

 

[PureKill]

One word Bollocks!!! apparntley i die on 5 march ummmm.

 

[Dark12345]

Monday, April 26, 2066

lol im 14 atm... ill die quite young :P

 

[hellcaster]

Apparently i'm going to die when my nan died so =/

Sunday, September 19, 2066
[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana] Seconds left to live...[/FONT]
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1,881,295,681​

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[Robert]

Your nan died on 19 september 2066?

Have you got a time machine?

Wtf just wtf im confused.

 

[Sean]

Wtef, only 2.5 billion more seconds to spam LOMCN??

 

[Blaminator]

Pfft, you don't know how to spam lomcn, everyone knows i am the master

 

[~HeavenSent~]

eeeek Tuesday, March 27, 2057

 

[JealY]

This is extremely old, and I mean bigtime, I remember it when I used to goto the library when I was about 8......

Saturday, November 6, 2083 - I'll be 91, 22 days off 92.

 

[MentaL]

Apparently, im already dead O_o

 

[kud125]

Thursday, October 23 2025

wow i'm gona die when i'm....36

the fact i could end up 36 is scary itself.........

 

[Blaminator]

more like deathcoc‪k

 

[urbanfox]

The deathclock has been officially declared, USELESS. Not to be confused with USENET, which is not USELESS.

Anything that calculates something with BMI was developed by people who were not thinking.

 

[Ripman]

iI`ll die on 2070 ) at 84 years

 

[FUTURA]

i ****in love nsync, seriously theyre fkin good.

 

[Eksman.]

Monday, March 12, 2085

And im a smoker.

If it wasnt aload of bollocks i'd be quite happy with that, would make me 101 lmao

 

[urbanfox]

According to the deathclock, this guy is going to live longer than all of you lol...

 

[Pyraine]

You're just bummed coz you found out being as heavy as you are, even though it's all muscle, you're still classed as obese.

But hey.