Ex girlfriends.

[lozmuir]

Well i'll tell you a story, purely because i'm bored and want to know if any of you have actually been in the same situation.

I split up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago. We'd been seeing each other for 4 years but when i started to realise how clingy and untrusting (if thats a word) she actually was, i broke it off. She went absolutely mental, which to be fair is what i expected. After swearing her revenge she finally left me alone. Well obviously I was set back for a little bit but decided to go out with my mates to Manchester, the next day I get back home to find my prize possession, my Focus RS completely trashed. The bonnet, boot and drivers door where completely dented and all my windows smashed in. She had got her cousin to do it over with a hammer. Yes i nearly cried.

Obviously I've called the police but they'll do **** all, I need my revenge. I hear brake fluid destroys car paint quite nicely? The only problem is that its going to be obvious to the police it was me.

So cmon, give me some idea's on what to do. Legal ones are obviously going to be the best.

 

[Floyd]

fkin hell dude, she sounds like a right *****!! to a RS!!!!

dont kno of any idea's at the mo, mayb a CCTV Camera outside ur house wouldnt go a miss thou now, would be great to catch some1 in the act.

Guessing ur going to go threw insurance with the RS?

 

[forspinki]

lol insurance is gona bankrupt you

 

[¤]´)÷¤--§îr Äürøñ--¤÷(`[¤]

Stick to the classics. Order obscene pizza orders for her house. Call cabs for the middle of the night for her.

Use her e-mail address on public mailing lists. Subscribe her to porn. Submit her listing using her phone number to gay dating sites, etc.

Sign her up to BDSM groups, etc.

Remember, all of those are options. In my opinion, the best possible revenge would be to get any erotic pictures you have of her, and send them to her father.

Disclaimer: No, I have not done any (except the last one) of these things. I have simply heard of them being done, and they sounded mildly amusing.

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Sorry to hear about your car, mon amis. Never good to hear the OldSchool getting screwed, least of all by a ***** with deep-seated psychosis.

Consider setting up some night-vision cams, using infrared lighting. Should give you a nice picture if it turns into a repeat performance.

 

[lozmuir]

Lol, think I'm going to try a few of them Auron.

Yeah gonna have to go through insurance unfortunately, the problem is that I'm having my garage sorted so thats why it was parked outside. She knew that it would of been outside that night aswell :/

 

[LightningStar]

Lol, think I'm going to try a few of them Auron.

Yeah gonna have to go through insurance unfortunately, the problem is that I'm having my garage sorted so thats why it was parked outside. She knew that it would of been outside that night aswell :/

Sorry to hear about you car mate, Auron has a few good ideas, What i do to people when im bored is;

• Order Pizza's and send them to there house's
• Get a taxi and said it to there house.
• Ring them in the middle of the night, They answer just play loud music down the phone to them.
• Ring there house phone to wake every other person up in the house, even tho its not there fault, In my eyes she will get a bollocking in the morning.
• Egg there house.
• Slash there car tyres.
• Put there window's through on either there house or car or both.
• Smash up her new BF.
• Burn her car outside her house.
• Put flour and egg all over her car.
• Run and jump on her bonnet then onto the windscreen and on the roof, then on back window, then boot, then jump off.
• Buy a ****ty car just to wind her up with, when she is trying to sleep flashing your lights on full beam and beep the horn.

Just a few suggestions.

 

[linzi]

We want pictures

 

[LightningStar]

yeah that would be good, i know its not what you want to be doing at the moment, but can you show us pictures of your car?, Also post her mobile number here everyone will terrorise her for you, i will

 

[NeoTrunks]

Stick to the classics. Order obscene pizza orders for her house. Call cabs for the middle of the night for her.

Use her e-mail address on public mailing lists. Subscribe her to porn. Submit her listing using her phone number to gay dating sites, etc.

Sign her up to BDSM groups, etc.

Remember, all of those are options. In my opinion, the best possible revenge would be to get any erotic pictures you have of her, and send them to her father.

Disclaimer: No, I have not done any (except the last one) of these things. I have simply heard of them being done, and they sounded mildly amusing.

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Sorry to hear about your car, mon amis. Never good to hear the OldSchool getting screwed, least of all by a ***** with deep-seated psychosis.

Consider setting up some night-vision cams, using infrared lighting. Should give you a nice picture if it turns into a repeat performance.

looks like ur prepared for the worse huh ? :O good ideas xD
call her on some public phone and play "THIS IS MADNESS!1! , madness?...THIS IS SPAAATAAAAAAAAAAA" its the new **** :dunce:

 

[RedDragonX]

If she has a car, i'd pour petrol overit and throw a match in.

 

[Kekekeke]

**** in her mouth

 

[linzi]

ROFL! @ **** in her mouth! pour paint stripper on her bonnet, key down side, and hide a fish underneath her car for it to go nice a rotten and smell make sure it don't fall off though :bounce:

 

[chippy]

lightning star tbh half of them you suggested have already been posted or can get him arrested

but the pizza thing might not work bcoz they will know its a mans voice so she will instantly know its you

i would suggest ringing her up in middle of night/early morning home and mobile

egging her house try to get the windows since in the cold weather it could freeze it on there (did to a house i did once and man it was on there for months and even window cleaners tryed to get it off but couldnt)
go somewhere with the cheepest eggs you get and get like 50 and 2 buckets break 25 in each leaving the shell in aswell then go to her house and chuck it up her door and car(if not the garage door or windows)
this would own coz you get direct hits instead of misses in just throwing a single egg

 

[¤]´)÷¤--§îr Äürøñ--¤÷(`[¤]

but the pizza thing might not work bcoz they will know its a mans voice so she will instantly know its you

Creative use of a voice distorter, and a public phone, will always ensure life is interesting.

 

[MoaningMurtle]

The best engine in the world is the fanny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with 1 finger and every 4 weeks does it's own oil change....

It's just a pity the management system is so ****ing temremental.

sorry thread reminded me lol

 

[forspinki]

lmao you all have some evil ideas but i supose she deserves it

 

[Colonel]

ok got a few diffrent ones, put match sticks in their car door locks and snap them or expanding foam. buy 50 quid of cocaine and plant it in her letter box call police, send sex pic's to her family and cousin. light her car on fire, smash her car up kick the **** into her. plenty of things tbh.

 

[Perebble]

Here's an idea, kick her down a flight of stairs.

 

[kud125]

here's one for you, put a shotgun barrel down her throat.

 

[Perebble]

here's one for you, put a shotgun barrel down her throat.

Then what? Whaaaaat? The suspense is killing me.



Anyway, didn't you have an alarm on it? Also, do you think it's repairable?