Last night i was walking a lady home through a local park after a date.
All was going well but she was a little chilly so i lent her my jacket..she appreciated this gesture and kissed me.
Next thing i hear is some prepubecent shouting
'oi missus give me some of that'
and some inane laughing.
Disgusted i about turn and theres about 12 chavs on their bikes all adorning hoods and the like. Angered i shouted '**** off, whats this the 5-11 club' and walked off.
Next thing i know ive been jumped on by four or five of them and punched and kicked..whilst one mug filmed it...much may i add to the lovely ladies dismay.
After taking a bit of a beating i thought nah whats this all about and proceeded to fight back. This i thought was the clever thing to do..but alas i was wrong..as it just prevoked more of them to get involved. Incited by the fact this was happening i went psycho and ended up bloodying 4 of them, one of them with the phone he was using to film it repeatedly bouncing it off his skull.
This got them and the ones who i hadnt managed to punch cycled off.
When the dust had settled i ended up in a police van with 2 of the chavs whilst the other two ended up going to hospital for laserations to the head and one with sever concusion.
After a regard at the CCTV footage i was released without further charges and the 4 'lads' are still being questioned.
So the moral of this story is If your a chav who think its sehr hilarious to happy slap people, then take heed..as it can and will back fire..and even if this story isnt enough evidence there are bigger stronger people then me out there.
Merry christmas!
All was going well but she was a little chilly so i lent her my jacket..she appreciated this gesture and kissed me.
Next thing i hear is some prepubecent shouting
'oi missus give me some of that'
and some inane laughing.
Disgusted i about turn and theres about 12 chavs on their bikes all adorning hoods and the like. Angered i shouted '**** off, whats this the 5-11 club' and walked off.
Next thing i know ive been jumped on by four or five of them and punched and kicked..whilst one mug filmed it...much may i add to the lovely ladies dismay.
After taking a bit of a beating i thought nah whats this all about and proceeded to fight back. This i thought was the clever thing to do..but alas i was wrong..as it just prevoked more of them to get involved. Incited by the fact this was happening i went psycho and ended up bloodying 4 of them, one of them with the phone he was using to film it repeatedly bouncing it off his skull.
This got them and the ones who i hadnt managed to punch cycled off.
When the dust had settled i ended up in a police van with 2 of the chavs whilst the other two ended up going to hospital for laserations to the head and one with sever concusion.
After a regard at the CCTV footage i was released without further charges and the 4 'lads' are still being questioned.
So the moral of this story is If your a chav who think its sehr hilarious to happy slap people, then take heed..as it can and will back fire..and even if this story isnt enough evidence there are bigger stronger people then me out there.
Merry christmas!
