Message to the moon.

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When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the
astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.

One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space
crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only
Navajo, asked a question.
His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys
in the big suits doing?" One of the astronauts said that
they were practicing a trip to the moon. When his son
relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and
asked if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a
message to deliver to the moon.

Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a
NASA official accompanying the astronauts said, "Why
certainly!" and told an underling
to get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief.
The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what
his father had said. The son listened to the recording and
laughed uproariously. But he refused to translate.

So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village
and played it for other members of the tribe. They too
laughed long and loudly but also refused to translate the
elder's message to the moon.

An official government translator was summoned. After he
finally stopped laughing the translator relayed the message:

"WATCH OUT FOR THESE ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR
LAND."
 

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he thinks a dead guy is still alive, give him chance.
 

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Because accasionally when you split something, one half is often bigger than the other, but it's still refered to as a half ;)

Example:
*Chocolate cake is split between 2
One of the recipients: "AMFG your half is bigger"
 

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Lyrical G said:
Because accasionally when you split something, one half is often bigger than the other, but it's still refered to as a half ;)

Example:
*Chocolate cake is split between 2
One of the recipients: "AMFG your half is bigger"

That doesn't solve anything, just shows how stupid some people can be, a half is a half, it can't be bigger than the other half and it never will be.

If you split something into 2 peices and one peice is bigger than the other then it was not split into exactly 2 halves, simple as.

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Love said:
That doesn't solve anything, just shows how stupid some people can be, a half is a half, it can't be bigger than the other half and it never will be.

If you split something into 2 peices and one peice is bigger than the other then it was not split into exactly 2 halves, simple as.

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Lets not get into the nitty gritty, it's a matter of context.
 

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Love said:
Context smontext, nitty gritty is better.

+ I'm right.

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your a fag, also i see you stopped doing the gay talk. now i see you as a half a fag u were. :) :ppunk: also why be gay and understand what people are saying to you. Instead of being arkward and a pain.
 

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jamessss said:
your a fag, also i see you stopped doing the gay talk. now i see you as a half a fag u were. :) :ppunk: also why be gay and understand what people are saying to you. Instead of being arkward and a pain.

i didn't know people called lesbians 'fags' and 'gay', that's if she is homosexual but you're an idiot anyway
 

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jamessss said:
your a fag, also i see you stopped doing the gay talk. now i see you as a half a fag u were. :) :ppunk: also why be gay and understand what people are saying to you. Instead of being arkward and a pain.

Looks like someone needs to hit puberty.

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