Joke Thread

[liammc10]

I don't have any but thought I'd make 1 anyway :biggrin:

Edit- Joke 1 - apparently Rob Green has been great in training today, saving 2,000 shots of 2,000.


Him and Emile Heskey will resume full training tomorrow.




Joke 2 - England have already arranged their next friendly against Iceland.


With the winners to go on and play either Netto or Asda



Im here all day

 

[JealY]

Started a joke thread & didn't have the decency to google a joke?

Pfft!

 

[^G0trex]

I don't have any but thought I'd make 1 anyway :biggrin:

Edit- Joke 1 - apparently Rob Green has been great in training today, saving 2,000 shots of 2,000.


Him and Emile Heskey will resume full training tomorrow.




Joke 2 - England have already arranged their next friendly against Iceland.


With the winners to go on and play either Netto or Asda



Im here all day

Made me laugh, especially the first.

 

[lozmuir]

My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.

Unfortunately I was too busy refereeing the match.

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England V USA - Kick off 19:30

USA turn up at 19:41 and then claim victory.

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[Gezza]

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst ******* period in history

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After the England loss, a man was found submerged in his car wearing an England shirt, with a blow up doll by his side and a huge dildo stuck up his backside. Police have removed the shirt to avoid family embarrassment.

googled :P

 

[elohelMeight]

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst ******* period in history

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After the England loss, a man was found submerged in his car wearing an England shirt, with a blow up doll by his side and a huge dildo stuck up his backside. Police have removed the shirt to avoid family embarrassment.

googled :P

That 1s quality.

The England team went to visit a South African orphanage. ''It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling'', said Joseph Umboto, aged 6.

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The missus came home early this afternoon and nearly caught me watching the England v Germany game on the computer. Luckily I managed to put the porn on and get my **** out to save any embarrassment.

 

[lozmuir]

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.


I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."Unbelievable what some people are into.