Pickup Lines

[AyumuYamazaki]

Which one do you use?

I usually use.

If i flip this coin whats that chance of getting head.
Or
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

 

[Far]

arnt u a girl? if so, why wld u want to go up a guys ass? if not, whys your profile pink.

 

[AyumuYamazaki]

arnt u a girl? if so, why wld u want to go up a guys ass? if not, whys your profile pink.

Am nt a girl, because i think pink smart nothing wrong with that.

 

[lozmuir]

Lines really dont get you anywhere.

 

[Prai]

Pathetic. Just, Pathetic.

 

[DeathWish]

i dont use thm but i lyk this 1 wen im jst messin..

your dad musta bin a theif...he stole the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes

 

[HeadHunter]

Chat up lines get you no where . . . Do they Prai :P

/Jenix

 

[Prai]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

 

[AyumuYamazaki]

Well they worked for me.

 

[Prai]

gay boys xxxxxxx

 

[Geordiehc]

is that a mirror in your knickers coz i can see myself in them!
im not fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock

 

[Far]

lets have sex. now.

 

[JealY]

Hey babe, how about I boost you in DM?



Best chat-up line in the World...














































of Warcraft.

 

[Tai]

Get in the ****ing van!!!

 

[F4LL3N_4NG3L]

Get in the ****ing van!!!

LMAO

Peopel might not say chat up lines work. But in all honesty if a guy came up to me and was confident enough to pull one off and it made me smile, I'd think twice....

 

[MentaL]

get your coat love, you'v pulled.

 

[Snowman]

get your coat love, you'v pulled.

thats just big headed lol

 

[elohelMeight]

Never used any lines tbh.

Funny one was in Turkey, me and a mate were out, decided to try and get some Turk girls so my line was ''GET HERE'', purely because they didnt understand me lol. So my mate eyes up this girl, shouts out ''GET HERE'', she walks over to him, slaps him and says ''**** off you rude ****''... only other English in the bar

Do know some good ones though...

If your left leg was Christmas & your right leg new year, could I spend the holidays between them?

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I could make your bed-rock.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

My favourite at the moment (because of the credit crunch)..

Can I buy you a drink.. or would you rather have the money?

 

[CraiG^]

Never used any lines tbh.

Funny one was in Turkey, me and a mate were out, decided to try and get some Turk girls so my line was ''GET HERE'', purely because they didnt understand me lol. So my mate eyes up this girl, shouts out ''GET HERE'', she walks over to him, slaps him and says ''**** off you rude ****''... only other English in the bar

Do know some good ones though...

If your left leg was Christmas & your right leg new year, could I spend the holidays between them?

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I could make your bed-rock.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

My favourite at the moment (because of the credit crunch)..

Can I buy you a drink.. or would you rather have the money?

loool,,,,,

 

[AyumuYamazaki]

I've lost my virginity, can i have yours?