Pickup Lines

[HeadHunter]

get your coat love, you'v pulled.

That's my favourite to (Y)

/Jenix

 

[Xanan]

you'll do.

 

[Mask]

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

 

[Tai]

lol just remembered the 1 time i actually tried a line...

"Do you sleep on your front?"

unfortunately she walked off before i had the chance to say can i

 

[Snailly]

If i feel your tits will you slap me?
(If no) ok then *Touch*
(if yes) Ok then sounds like a fair deal *Touch*

lol

 

[Prai]

If i feel your tits will you slap me?
(If no) ok then *Touch*
(if yes) Ok then sounds like a fair deal *Touch*

lol

No.

Just no.....

 

[Snailly]

No.

Just no.....

Its a joke dont take it too serious now

 

[Prai]

Its a joke dont take it too serious now

With a chat up line that, Youd have to be serious.

 

[Snailly]

come onnn get a sense of humour instead of being so serious all the time its boring

 

[WasteMan]

Pfft 1/2 of you blates googled it lol - half of your posts are on the first web that google comes up with!

edit: elohel's credit crunch made me lol ;p

 

[JealY]

Anybody else see the huge irony?

 

[RedDragonX]

Chat up lines are horrible.

 

[WeFlyyHigh]

Your Name Should Be Victoria, Cuz I Got A Secret Hidden Under The Sheets

 

[DeathsDoor]

god must of been horny when he created you

 

[elohelMeight]

Have you got a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see my face in there tonight.

 

[Xanan]

Have you got a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see my face in there tonight.

Why would you put knickers over your head?


Never tried one, doubt i ever would except for a laugh.
/G

 

[Tai]

Why would you put knickers over your head?


Never tried one, doubt i ever would except for a laugh.
/G

Someone give this poor chap the birds and the bees talk..

 

[elohelMeight]

Why would you put knickers over your head?


Never tried one, doubt i ever would except for a laugh.
/G

You made me lol.



Wanna play Pearl Harbour? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

I'm like Domino's pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

 

[Geordiehc]

Excuse me love, does this cloth smell like chlorofom to you?

 

[2fast2furious]

excuse me, is your name gilette?... because your the best a man can get

the names ant, remmeber it now because you'l be screaming it later

the names bond "let me guess, james?" no UNI, im gonna fill ya crack in later