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yea i want to live "as long as i can" "doin what i want"
rather live till im 40 doin what i want then live till 80 being a boy scout :dunce:
was a joke u will get ova it
You won't be saying that in 30 years....
yea i want to live "as long as i can" "doin what i want"
rather live till im 40 doin what i want then live till 80 being a boy scout :dunce:
was a joke u will get ova it
yea ur girlfriends arse could of done with a shave b4 hand like.
i smoke, i drink, i take 'drugs', and im as unhealthy as a dead rat, but i talked to a doctor and aslong as i quit by the time im 25 ill be as healthy as everyone else.
might aswell hav a gd few years doing what u want. like rampage said, boy scouts are noobs. who wants to b a noob.
edited out my spelling mistakes.
yea i want to live "as long as i can" "doin what i want"
rather live till im 40 doin what i want then live till 80 being a boy scout :dunce:
was a joke u will get ova it
Why do you want to smell?
I DONT SMEEL
Why do you want to have bad breath?
I BRUSH MY TEETH
Why do you want to seem less attractive to the opposite gender?
IM TOO HOT AS IT IS
Why do you want to stain your teeth yellow?
I BRUSH MY TEETH
Why do you want to put your future children in danger?
YES
Why do you want to pollute those around you?
THEIR FAULT, NOT MINE
Why do you want to risk developing schizophrenia?
WHAT
Why do you want to risk respiratory infections such as pneumonia and chronic bronchitis?
HAVNT GOT A GD REPLY
Why do you want to risk emphysema (a progressive and potentially fatal lung disease)?
SAME
Why do you want to risk a heart attack or coronary disease?
SAME
Why do you want to risk being put in jail?
WONT HAPPEN
Why do you want to risk impotence?
HAHA, ASK ALL MY WOMEN, THEY'LL KNOW IM NOT
Why do you want to risk cancer of the lung, throat, mouth, bladder, kidney, pancreas, cervix, stomach?
HAVNT GOT A GD REPLY
Why do you want to age much earlier?
YES, I LOOK TOO YOUNG AS IT IS
Why do you want to lower the effect of your immune system?
HAVNT GOT A GOOD REPLY
Why do you want to be significantly unfit?
GOT PLENTY OF TIME IN MY LIFE TO GET FIT
Why do you want to damage your internal organs?
HAVNT GOT A GD REPLY
Why do you want to damage your thought process?
IM WELL CLEVER, ABIT OF DAMAGE WONT HURT
Why do you want to slow your reaction time, and lower your IQ?
SAME
Why do you want to brag about it?
I DONT
Why do you want to have stomach ulcers?
HAVNT GOT A GD REPLY
Why do you want to lose muscle tissue?
ILL TAKE SOME OFF MY PENIS, IT'LL B AIGHT
Why do you want to risk peripheral vascular disease due to decreased blood flow to the legs?
HAVNT GOT A GD REPLY
Why do you want to suffer from a loss of concentration?
IM MORE CONCENTRATED THAN ORANGE JUICE
Why do you want to suffer from more headaches?
I DONT GET HEADACHES
Why do you want to have bad coughs?
DOESNT BOTHER ME
Why do you want to have changes to your sleep patterns?
DOESNT HAPPEN
Why do you want to suffer from agitation?
DOESNT HAPPEN
Why do you want to suffer from memory lapses?
DOESNT HAPPEN
Why do you want to raise your blood pressure and heart rate and decrease the blood flow to body extremities such as the fingers and toes?
HAVNT GOT A GD REPLY
Why do you want to ruin your appetite and sense of taste/smell?
I LOVE FOOD, ALWAYS WILL
Why do you want to spend massive amounts of money on all of the above?
MONEYS THERE TO BE USED
The moral of my story is, i like to do it, so sue me.
and blam, u weigh 1/2 more than me, fatty.
Yes, that contributes to it significantly.
atom, smokers may cost the NHS billions, but they also provide them billions, if ppl didnt smoke, ppl wldnt buy all these tabaco pads, and other crap to help ppl stop smoking. everyones stopped smoking then millions of companies would go out of business leaving billions of people jobless, and because of the fact smokers wld no longer be buying cigarettes, the government would not gain the tax from it and wld most likely raise your taxes to compensate for it.