Does Seawall still have those awful eye bags?
Man that guys cool.
Jealy your avatar sticks out of the info pane. Clearly too big.
Man that guys cool.
Jealy your avatar sticks out of the info pane. Clearly too big.
Does Seawall still have those awful eye bags?
Man that guys cool.
Jealy your avatar sticks out of the info pane. Clearly too big.
Mentioned to him today about you still being around, laughed at such a **** tier insult from an age ago and you whip it out again, 100% maximum awful.
Jealy your avatar sticks out of the info pane. Clearly too big.
Yeah I knew really, just figured I'd throw Atom in the mix because he's not been around for yonks!Atom's.... Cousin?
So, you and Sawell got engaged?
The way he proposed was so romantic.
We were playing soggy biscuit arse devour with 2 other close friends, normally we'd cut the net result in 4 and share but John told me that he wanted me to eat the whole thing this time, as it was getting close to Valentine's day and he said he hadn't thought of anything particularly extravagant as of yet. Obviously I'm not going to turn down an offer like that, so gleefully asked who would be mounting the product for me to consume. John hinted that whilst it was Bruce's turn to be chomped, John had douched only that morning and wasn't feeling particularly bloated, and that it would be a nice touch for the both of us as an 'early valentines' gift. Bruce and Marsequi were more than happy with this, which admittedly I found strange at the time as I know Mars is really big on having his cavity munched.
Thinking little of it, Mars lodged the final soggy product in John's crack and jokingly teased me about high protein biscuits for this totally TDF diet I've been busting. Before I knew it I had half the biscuit swimming around in the back of my neck whilst staring at John's rusty Sheriff's badge seemingly 'throwing up' the rest of the delight. 'One last munch should seal the deal' I thought, before nearly cracking my teeth on what felt like a screw or nail or something! I jerked back in shock and heard a ping on the floor. Lo and behold the item that had rolled out of John's anus and slumped down the back of his leg before landing before me, a 18ct White Gold Engagement Ring, so beautiful it was like an angel had crafted a star and rammed it inside him.
He didn't even need to ask me, he just looked back at me and I coyly gurgled 'yes, yes a thousand times'.
The way he proposed was so romantic.
We were playing soggy biscuit arse devour with 2 other close friends, normally we'd cut the net result in 4 and share but John told me that he wanted me to eat the whole thing this time, as it was getting close to Valentine's day and he said he hadn't thought of anything particularly extravagant as of yet. Obviously I'm not going to turn down an offer like that, so gleefully asked who would be mounting the product for me to consume. John hinted that whilst it was Bruce's turn to be chomped, John had douched only that morning and wasn't feeling particularly bloated, and that it would be a nice touch for the both of us as an 'early valentines' gift. Bruce and Marsequi were more than happy with this, which admittedly I found strange at the time as I know Mars is really big on having his cavity munched.
Thinking little of it, Mars lodged the final soggy product in John's crack and jokingly teased me about high protein biscuits for this totally TDF diet I've been busting. Before I knew it I had half the biscuit swimming around in the back of my neck whilst staring at John's rusty Sheriff's badge seemingly 'throwing up' the rest of the delight. 'One last munch should seal the deal' I thought, before nearly cracking my teeth on what felt like a screw or nail or something! I jerked back in shock and heard a ping on the floor. Lo and behold the item that had rolled out of John's anus and slumped down the back of his leg before landing before me, a 18ct White Gold Engagement Ring, so beautiful it was like an angel had crafted a star and rammed it inside him.
He didn't even need to ask me, he just looked back at me and I coyly gurgled 'yes, yes a thousand times'.