from blams joke
[slighlty racist]
Why are black people getting stronger?
because people are buying bigger tvs
[slighlty racist]
Why are black people getting stronger?
because people are buying bigger tvs
Joke thread!
- Thread starter Blaminator
- Start date
Husband and wife in bed., man squeezes and farts n shouts 1 nil,
Wife squeezes n farts and shouts 1 hole, so the husband squeezed so hard he farted n followed through, Wife says what the hell was that?
Half time swap sides.
/mrbeefy
Wife squeezes n farts and shouts 1 hole, so the husband squeezed so hard he farted n followed through, Wife says what the hell was that?
Half time swap sides.
/mrbeefy
There are four very rich men playing golf at the local golf club and one walks off to get some new golf balls and some tee's whilst anothers starts to brag about his son he says my sons car dealer ship is doing so well he can afford to give away cars he gave one to his friend just last week another golfer says well my sons real estate company is doing so well he could afford to give a house away to his friend the third golfer not wanting to be out done says well my son is a stock broker and he just gave shares in a multi million pund company to a friend the fourth golfer walks back up the hill and they say so nigel what does your son do nigel replys my son is gay and works in a gay strip club im not to happy about the stripping but his last three boyfriends gave him a car a house and multimillion pound shares
The BBC received a large number of complaints from black communitys arround the UK, stating there are not enough black people on TV. The BBC responds by showing Crime Watch 5 times a week
it's fantastic though 
[Could be classed as racist :P]
man walks in to a bar, looks at the barman and says is that Bush and blair over there?
barman goes yes why?
think ill go have a chat
man walks over "Hi Bush Hi Blair what are you to doing here?"
Bush says " planing WW3"
Man: Why are you going to do that?
Blair: Well we are planing of killing 40,000,000 paki's and a postman
Man: why are you going to kill a bloudy post man?
Blair looks at Bush and says: told yo no one cares bout 40,000,000 paki's
A man's driving home from a hard day at work when he hits a traffic jam
he looks out his window there's a man walking up to his car with a collecters box and ask's him
"Some taliban have just taken Bush hostage i'm collecting funds to help"
man goes" what are people donating"
about 5-10ltr's of petrol
=D
-Dan
man walks in to a bar, looks at the barman and says is that Bush and blair over there?
barman goes yes why?
think ill go have a chat
man walks over "Hi Bush Hi Blair what are you to doing here?"
Bush says " planing WW3"
Man: Why are you going to do that?
Blair: Well we are planing of killing 40,000,000 paki's and a postman
Man: why are you going to kill a bloudy post man?
Blair looks at Bush and says: told yo no one cares bout 40,000,000 paki's
A man's driving home from a hard day at work when he hits a traffic jam
he looks out his window there's a man walking up to his car with a collecters box and ask's him
"Some taliban have just taken Bush hostage i'm collecting funds to help"
man goes" what are people donating"
about 5-10ltr's of petrol
=D
-Dan
