Why torture him, just eat him raw gets it over quicker.Can i pan fry you, and lay you onto a bed of basmati rice with some crunch vegetables?
Why torture him, just eat him raw gets it over quicker.
Can i pan fry you, and lay you onto a bed of basmati rice with some crunch vegetables?
You would have a very hard time trying to fry a Lemonfish
Little known fact: The scales of a Lemonfish has one highest melting points only surpassed by Tantalum Hafnium, Graphite and Diamond.
This combined with superior intelligence and a sour. almost Lemon like taste explains why the Lemonfish
is on the top of the food chains. even surpassing humans.
Now how does a Lemonfish hunt.. well... the death gaze... simply put if you look into the eye of a Lemonfish you will DIE within 150 years..
Myth has it, even looking at a Picture of a Lemonfish, death is imminent, So WHATEVER you do AVOID eye contact..
And yes... the photographer of this photo is no longer with us, sadly..
Are you a virgin?
Well i wasn't going to be so forward but i mean yea, we could sort out a little pact.Why, are you looking for friends?
Tbh I'd take his virginity right now.
Can we take this a little bit more serious ?
a quick fact about the Lemonfish
It actually doesnt swim in the water... since the scales of the Lemonfish are so hard the fish cant actually move at all..
So the only logical explanation is that the Lemonfish uses some kind of telekinesis to propel itself through the water..
and it is the only known fish to do this.
Erm... thats a hefish...I’d imagine none are in captivity
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Does this have any interest to u @lemonfish
It only goes downhill when you comment on it.****...this forum has gone downhill.