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Curious to what you saw or thought when you came across that random line.
actually it was doofy from scary movie
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what the **** is this autistic sceeching?
What the f uck is sceeching?
you f ucking dumb deek an
poking your head out between
each cheek in a dead reekin
dont f uck wit a nut
you don't like peeking
s lut...
shhh... lol
 
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Im aware of the fact that my body aint built for the fight night
Which gives me a chance to relax and forget the fact that im tall & white

But a bottle of vodka neat later
I keep drinking that ego inflater

I start thinking im brad pitt

Only...less chiseled & more tragic

I start texting my ex's

Im lying i wish i had ex's

Im texting girls that i wanna have sex with

3 am now i wont stop pesting

Hey you its 3 in the morning im thinking about you

The only reason im drinkings about you...

So come here and av sex..pls im begging u

No text back now im whinging

Wondering why i keep binging

Cos not a day goes by that im gna look back to the binging

Its a strange thing, but ive just started fingering
Got a smell on ma fingers thats lingering
Sick of the small talk mingling, just gimme the sex my cocks tingling

Anyways back to the girl dem, now serious- come here girls chill have a beer with us,
We got condoms lubricant here with us
Watch black hawk down cry tears with us

We got a big tv with a H.D wild life documentary

Here with us beer with us, watching a meerkat move on a H.D screen is mysterious

Wait

My phones vibrating

I got a text from the girl i was dating

Well when i say dating

I mean looking on her facebook n masterbating

Went to tesco to buy some chicken
Found a girl i stuck my dick in

Ended up in her bk fruit aisle

When the cops turned up i said im just cherry picking

I got head on a plane after take off

Found a girl gotta her to take off
All-her-clothes and she felt shown up

Cos im a terrorist either way im getting blown up

Cos my heads ****ed up off the ritalin my diet consisted of vodka n vitamins

Some ppl think im mad cos im giggling
But given a chance i choose head over ketamine

Cba to write more lol
 
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Rapping is seriously lost when wrote in text with no backing track or even flow to follow.

Right now, it all just reads piss poor.
 
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Rapping is seriously lost when wrote in text with no backing track or even flow to follow.

Right now, it all just reads piss poor.

piss poor with no track backing
bitch moore bent while my dick pour
sack in this chicks jaw hacking
like six swords in sick wards
macing
to a shot out cat can
spit more napkin
like I'm chloroform rappin
their back ground
nut what they're lacking
so w hore get back track in
a s hit storm
apting to get more
lapping a dick four
tapping the wood
it should slip moron
the slick floor
laughing
 

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He used to scrap outside the book shop in Bichon Wall,
A young warrior, medium armour, prepared to fight them all,
With his newly quested fate sword, he felt like he stood so tall,
Until a off-screen blizz/met combo, made him fall.

Gbead on floor, Drings gone,
Creamed - like a Devon Scone,
Let bygone, be bygone,
From Mud Wall, to Saigon,
Ting Tong, Ping Pong,
Cheech and Chong,
Sing a song, ram a dam a ding dong.



Just for you dude. It's sick ting right? I'm a real raper now.
Everything after this needs deleting

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It made my lunch break entertaining, ended up buying myself a gold chain and “barbie go wild” karaoke machine on the way to greggs.

tonight is gonna get pretty wild in my gaff
 
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Everything after this needs deleting

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You're seriously going to delete the thread? lmao
I am having fun. Why so serious? everything always so suit and tai
what a dick rider lmfao.
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It made my lunch break entertaining, ended up buying myself a gold chain and “barbie go wild” karaoke machine on the way to greggs.

tonight is gonna get pretty wild in my gaff
Lmao you mean wild in your gash right?
 
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You're seriously going to delete the thread? lmao
I am having fun. Why so serious? everything always so suit and tai
what a dick rider lmfao.
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Lmao you mean wild in your gash right?
Eh no if I'm going to delete something I would have. It was my way of saying... You know what nevermind Did you just call me a dick rider?

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On no look its dread
"I am the Law"
******* douche bag Neanderthal
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Eh no if I'm going to delete something I would have. It was my way of saying... You know what nevermind Did you just call me a dick rider?

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No...
I guess I just forgot the question
mark
some people ride dick like a queer I know
ut oh here we go....
laughing so hard
im his tear at go
 
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You need anger management.

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Funny you say that
been in anger management since elementary school
since I put a pencil through
a kids hand who tried to play me fool
 

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I hope this doesn’t escalate
@XxEvilDxX might just ejaculate
No hard feeling little bitch. It's part of the sport. I know you're open to new things and I get that you want me to ejaculate lol
Why even bother you always end up with a cum back... :LOL: 😂
I swear you whores are up at the butt crack of Dawn
Screaming "Any cock or dude'll due"
 
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