Im aware of the fact that my body aint built for the fight night
Which gives me a chance to relax and forget the fact that im tall & white
But a bottle of vodka neat later
I keep drinking that ego inflater
I start thinking im brad pitt
Only...less chiseled & more tragic
I start texting my ex's
Im lying i wish i had ex's
Im texting girls that i wanna have sex with
3 am now i wont stop pesting
Hey you its 3 in the morning im thinking about you
The only reason im drinkings about you...
So come here and av sex..pls im begging u
No text back now im whinging
Wondering why i keep binging
Cos not a day goes by that im gna look back to the binging
Its a strange thing, but ive just started fingering
Got a smell on ma fingers thats lingering
Sick of the small talk mingling, just gimme the sex my cocks tingling
Anyways back to the girl dem, now serious- come here girls chill have a beer with us,
We got condoms lubricant here with us
Watch black hawk down cry tears with us
We got a big tv with a H.D wild life documentary
Here with us beer with us, watching a meerkat move on a H.D screen is mysterious
Wait
My phones vibrating
I got a text from the girl i was dating
Well when i say dating
I mean looking on her facebook n masterbating
Went to tesco to buy some chicken
Found a girl i stuck my dick in
Ended up in her bk fruit aisle
When the cops turned up i said im just cherry picking
I got head on a plane after take off
Found a girl gotta her to take off
All-her-clothes and she felt shown up
Cos im a terrorist either way im getting blown up
Cos my heads ****ed up off the ritalin my diet consisted of vodka n vitamins
Some ppl think im mad cos im giggling
But given a chance i choose head over ketamine
Cba to write more lol
Man used " Brad pit - tragic " as a multi lol fml.
